I know I am supposed to find you beautiful, majestic and breathtaking, and I do. I mean, just look at these photos of you!
So yeah, look how beautiful and majestic you are. Except– the following photos are what 75% of the photographs of you look like that I don’t show the public.
So yeah, that’s the real truth. For every single gorgeous photo I get of you, I had to take 4 of the photos above. I hope you know we are all laughing at you, kid! And just remember that even though I’m laughing, I still adore you.